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We wrote a story:

Once upon a time, there was a large man who sat at the park on Sunday mornings, in the rain.  Everyone thought he was a strange man.  This was because he would feed the pidgeons large portions of pineapple, and also watermelon.  And everybody knows that pidgeons cannot digest pineapples or watermelon.  It is very bad for their digestive track, you see.  Often, the pidgeons would be crushed by the large portions of fruit that the man threw violently at their little pidgeon faces.  One day a fruit truck (ironically carrying pineapple and watermelon in large chunks) was driving down the road past the park where the large old man threw his fruit at the birds.  The back of this truck flew open and splattered the large fruit chunks all over the old man and he was rushed to the hospital where he was later pronounced dead due to fruit suffocation.  The end.

We then translated this story into Japanese...

Then from Japanese to Russian...

Then back to Japanese...

And then finally back to English.

THIS.....  Is what we got:

In the past, the rain, there was a large man sitting in the park on Sunday morning. That everyone thought it was a strange man he is. I intended it, he dove pineapple, supplies most of the watermelon. Pineapple and watermelon to digest and everyone you know that pigeons can not. This is their digestive system is very bad, please, please see you. In many cases, pigeons, people will be thrown violently disrupted most of the fruits of their little faces Pigeon. Old fruit truck (carrying the watermelon and pineapple in large chunks, not ironically) as he threw the fruit of the bird, the great old man is driving past the park. Backtracking, scattering large chunks of fruit in every old man, flying open, he was taken to hospital he was found after death from asphyxiation of the fetus. End.

Hehe.  I have no idea where it got "fetus" from...


:heart:~:liquisoft:Rainy.
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~Shadows of a dream.
Fragments of imagination.
Echoes of a silent scream.
Memories of a life that never happened.
I saw the truth within your eyes.
Feelings that were left unspoken.
You said the words, but they were lies.
Had I a heart, it would be broken.
All I ever was means nothing.
All I ever wanted slips away.
All I ever had descends to ruin.
And you are my destroyer.
Shadows of a dream.
Fragments of imagination.
Echoes of a silent scream.
Memories of a life that never happened.
You took it all away from me.
An errant wish, an act of kindness.
Oh foolish girl, why don't you see?
Because of you I walk in blindness.
Shadows of a dream.
Fragments of imagination.
Echoes of a silent scream.
Memories of a life that never happened.
A life without love.
Love without meaning.~

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I fell asleep when I got home from my classes today, and I just woke up (Around 8:40).  As soon as I sign onto skype, my friend IMs me, and this conversation occurs;

[8:42:44 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: You were in closet
[8:42:55 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: If Matt asks, you were in closet.
[8:43:00 PM] Rainy: In closet?
[8:43:03 PM] Rainy: In THE closet?
[8:43:07 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: NO
[8:43:10 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: Narnia
[8:43:18 PM] Rainy: OH.
[8:43:23 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: Was it glorious?
[8:43:34 PM] Rainy: Yes.
[8:43:44 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: Did you see the talking beaver?
[8:44:23 PM] Rainy: I did.  His name is actually Steve.  Many people don't know that.  They made the movie all wrong.
[8:44:39 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: GASP
[8:44:41 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: Steve!?
[8:44:48 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: Steve the Beav.... er xD
[8:45:00 PM] Rainy: Yeah.... Yeah.  He hates that.  Don't say that to him.
[8:45:07 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: xD
[8:45:10 PM] Rainy: And the faun has a horn.
[8:45:14 PM] Rainy: Like a unicorn.
[8:45:14 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: I'm so jealous of you rigt now
[8:45:17 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: WHAT?!
[8:45:24 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: THEY TOTALLY MADE THE MOVIE ALL WRONG D:
[8:45:26 PM] Rainy: For real.
[8:45:27 PM] Rainy: I know.
[8:45:44 PM] Rainy: I keep telling them.  But you know how those big star producers and directors are.
[8:45:48 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: >.> Have you seen the other ones? I've only seen The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
[8:45:53 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: I know, I know
[8:46:05 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: They probably don't believe that you've ACTUALLY been to Narnia
[8:46:30 PM] Rainy: Well, I am the actual person that has Narnia through my wardrobe.
[8:46:36 PM] Rainy: They also got the wardrobe wrong.
[8:46:41 PM] Rainy: Have you seen my dresser?
[8:46:58 PM] Rainy: You have to take out all the drawers to get to the damned place.
[8:47:12 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: Well god damn. That's tedious
[8:48:26 PM] Rainy: This is getting posted.
[8:49:04 PM] VampireGoddess12Xx: Narnia FTW


Hope you have enjoyed the ridiculousness that is my life.
I love you, Muffin.  (:


:heart:~:liquisoft:Rainy.
------------
~Shadows of a dream.
Fragments of imagination.
Echoes of a silent scream.
Memories of a life that never happened.
I saw the truth within your eyes.
Feelings that were left unspoken.
You said the words, but they were lies.
Had I a heart, it would be broken.
All I ever was means nothing.
All I ever wanted slips away.
All I ever had descends to ruin.
And you are my destroyer.
Shadows of a dream.
Fragments of imagination.
Echoes of a silent scream.
Memories of a life that never happened.
You took it all away from me.
An errant wish, an act of kindness.
Oh foolish girl, why don't you see?
Because of you I walk in blindness.
Shadows of a dream.
Fragments of imagination.
Echoes of a silent scream.
Memories of a life that never happened.
A life without love.
Love without meaning.~

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Hehe.  I remember when :icondrkvampr: and I used to do these stupid things all the time.  :)

Okay, so here is how this works:
Put your name into this site blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/…
And type out ten fact that it gives you.
Or more.
Whatever.  :3

1. Rainy can kill two stones with one bird. (Poor birds. :))

2. Rainy doesn't read books. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.

3. Mr. T once defeated Rainy in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Rainy invented racism. (OHMYGOODNESS THIS IS SO ME. xD )

4. The saddest moment for children is not when they learn Santa Claus isn't real, it's when they learns Rainy is.  (But but but... I love children. :()

5. Rainy doesn't open a can of whoopass. She makes her own.  (Home-made whoopass comin' right up.)

6. When Rainy was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Rainy.  (OHGOD. xD )

7. Rainy cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Rainy says.  (Damn straight!)

8. Rainy can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds. (fff. I wish.)

9. Rainy can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.  (Who needs that damn sun anyway?)

10. On a high school math test, Rainy put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. She got an A+ on the test because Rainy solves all her problems with Violence.  (XD  I'm a pacifist!)

And then I HAVE to include this, because I am going up to Niagra Falls tomorrow. xD   "It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Rainy can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box."

Love you all.

And I tag you all.  :D

:heart:~:liquisoft:Rainy!
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Go read this.

www.popjolly.com/woman-says-sh…

That is about all I have to say right now. Haha.

Art will come soon.  :)

Love~
:heart:~:liquisoft:Rainy.
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